The 12 Days of Alphan Christmas

by Amanda Russell


On the first day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me,
An Eagle that did not crash!

On the second day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me,
Two working commlocks
And an Eagle that did not crash!

On the third day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me,
Three guns a stunning
Two working commlocks
And an Eagle that did not crash!

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me,
Four Bergman Force fields
Three guns a stunning
Two working commlocks
And an Eagle that did not crash!

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me,
Five Metamorphs....
Four Bergman Force fields
Three guns a stunning
Two working commlocks
And an Eagle that did not crash!

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me,
Six dustball planets
Five Metamorphs....
Four Bergman Force fields
Three guns a stunning
Two working commlocks
And an Eagle that did not crash!

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me,
Seven Chats with Arra
Six dustball planets
Five Metamorphs....
Four Bergman Force fields
Three guns a stunning
Two working commlocks
And an Eagle that did not crash!

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me,
Eight smashed up commposts
Seven Chats with Arra
Six dustball planets
Five Metamorphs....
Four Bergman Force fields
Three guns a stunning
Two working commlocks
And an Eagle that did not crash!

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me,
Nine Balls of Strange Light
Eight smashed up commposts
Seven Chats with Arra Six dustball planets
Five Metamorphs....
Four Bergman Force fields
Three guns a stunning
Two working commlocks
And an Eagle that did not crash!

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me,
Ten Chlorine creatures
Nine Balls of Strange Light
Eight smashed up commposts
Seven Chats with Arra
Six dustball planets
Five Metamorphs....
Four Bergman Force fields
Three guns a stunning
Two working commlocks
And an Eagle that did not crash!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me,
Eleven Bug eyed monsters
Ten Chlorine creatures
Nine Balls of Strange Light
Eight smashed up commposts
Seven Chats with Arra
Six dustball planets
Five Metamorphs....
Four Bergman Force fields
Three guns a stunning
Two working commlocks
And an Eagle that did not crash!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Alphans gave to me,
Twelve exploding waste dumps,
Eleven Bug eyed monsters
Ten Chlorine creatures
Nine Balls of Strange Light
Eight smashed up commposts
Seven Chats with Arra
Six dustball planets
Five Metamorphs....
Four Bergman Force fields
Three guns a stunning
Two working commlocks
And an Eagle that did not crash!